Lion: Yo, Ebony and Ivory... Mind if we talk to you about your ride?
Zebra: What about it?
Lion: It's dooming you, Bro... The wives have noticed it and they think you look weak... So word to the wise... Jack that baby way up in the air and put a set of those super huge monster truck tires on it.
Zebra: I drive a "Prius."
Lion: Shhhhhh. Don't say it out loud.