Pig: What's the matter, L'il Guard Duck?
Duck: It's Maura, Sir. She's never coming back... I know it.
Pig: Oh, L'il Guard Duck.
Duck: I don't get it, Sir... They say if you love someone, set them free... Well, I did that, Sir, and she never came back. Ohhh, Sir... What's it all mean? What's it all mean?
Rat: If you love someone, chain them to a heavy kitchen appliance?
Pig: Well, now there's a suggestion!
Duck: I want a girlfriend, Sir... Not a hostage.