Pig: Did I get any mail? Did I get any mail?
Rat: You did, actually. You better not be acting as your own pen pal again.
Pig: I'm not. I got a real pen pal! Someone who writes all the time! Someone who keeps inviting me to his house! Finally, someone who needs a friend as much as I do! He's even given me a nickname, strange as it is.
Rat: What's the nickname?
Letter: Dear bacon butt